| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 054 | |
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| Looks like they can get NBC in the 8-Bit world, too | |
| A Very Bad Plan | |
| Date Published | Wednesday July 11th, 2001 |
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Sara agrees to make Garland a better bad guy.
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| The poster on the wall reads:-
BARRY'S blah blahdy blah yadda yadda and so Garland | |
| Garland | Heh, Golden Girls. Blanch , you're only as old as you feel. |
| Sara | Y'know, I've been kidnapped about half a dozen times and this is by far the most inept job I've seen. |
| Garland | Really? |
| Sara | Even the Forest Imps, who have no actual language, were able to keep me from wondering around their territory. |
| Garland | Damn you, Forest Imps! You've been a thorn in my side for too long! You will pay. Oh yes, you will pay. |
| Sara | The front door is unlocked, the back door is wide open, and you don't even have a maze or switches or anything. I could've left at any time. Are you even trying? |
| Garland | Hey, I've got an idea! Since you're so experienced with this whole kidnapping thing, why don't you kinda help me out? |
| Sara | Well, ordinarily I don't like assisting foul servants of the dark in their foul plots to rain destruction upon all the world. |
| Garland | Aww nerts! (pardon my language) |
| Sara | ...but if something's worth doing, then it's worth doing right. |
| Garland | Yaaay! |
| Sara | (thinking) Sucker. |