For some reason, I feel as though my encumbrance has been reduced by an amount equal to the weight of the gold I know I was carrying and haven't bothered to check since waking up.
Thief
Er, um, I wouldn't worry about it, Red Mage. In fact, look over there!
Red Mage looks in the direction of a robot.
Robot
What are you looking at, flesh-bag?
Red Mage
Um...
Black Mage
Well, this is the castle.
Fighter
Hey there, talkative guard. What's up?
Corneria Guard
The king is looking for the Light Warriors. You do not happen to be them, do you?
Fighter
I... do not... do... happen to... swords?
Black Mage
Be gone, you bungler.
Black Mage shoves Fighter out of the way.
Black Mage
Ahem. Light Warriors? Er, um. Yeah. That's us. We're here to see the king.
Corneria Guard
Cool. Go on in.
Black Mage
...Really? Wow, that was easy.
Thief
Less lingering at the scene of our blatant lie, more running into the castle.
Cut to Red Mage and the robot.
Thief
(off screen) C'mon Red Mage! The fools are gonna let us in!