Episode 056: Hey, It's Almost Like the Plot is Moving Now!

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Episode 056
The word "gullible" is now officially out of the dictionary
Hey, It's Almost Like the Plot is Moving Now!
Date Published	Monday July 16th, 2001
Previous Comic	Episode 055: Meanwhile, Back In Corneria...
Next Comic	Episode 057: Well What Did You Think He'd Do?
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The Light Warriors lie their way into the castle. A robot wants a friend.

Cast Appearing

• Red Mage Statscowski
• Thief
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Fighter McWarrior
• Robot
• Corneria Guard

Setting

• Corneria

Script

Red Mage	For some reason, I feel as though my encumbrance has been reduced by an amount equal to the weight of the gold I know I was carrying and haven't bothered to check since waking up.
Thief	Er, um, I wouldn't worry about it, Red Mage. In fact, look over there!
Red Mage looks in the direction of a robot.
Robot	What are you looking at, flesh-bag?
Red Mage	Um...
Black Mage	Well, this is the castle.
Fighter	Hey there, talkative guard. What's up?
Corneria Guard	The king is looking for the Light Warriors. You do not happen to be them, do you?
Fighter	I... do not... do... happen to... swords?
Black Mage	Be gone, you bungler.
Black Mage shoves Fighter out of the way.
Black Mage	Ahem. Light Warriors? Er, um. Yeah. That's us. We're here to see the king.
Corneria Guard	Cool. Go on in.
Black Mage	...Really? Wow, that was easy.
Thief	Less lingering at the scene of our blatant lie, more running into the castle.
Cut to Red Mage and the robot.
Thief	(off screen) C'mon Red Mage! The fools are gonna let us in!
Red Mage leaves the robot.
Robot	Robot only want friend.