8-Bit Theater
Episode 056
The word "gullible" is now officially out of the dictionary
The word "gullible" is now officially out of the dictionary
Hey, It's Almost Like the Plot is Moving Now!
Date Published Monday July 16th, 2001
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The Light Warriors lie their way into the castle. A robot wants a friend.

Cast Appearing[]



Red Mage For some reason, I feel as though my encumbrance has been reduced by an amount equal to the weight of the gold I know I was carrying and haven't bothered to check since waking up.
Thief Er, um, I wouldn't worry about it, Red Mage. In fact, look over there!
Red Mage looks in the direction of a robot.
Robot What are you looking at, flesh-bag?
Red Mage Um...
Black Mage Well, this is the castle.
Fighter Hey there, talkative guard. What's up?
Corneria Guard The king is looking for the Light Warriors. You do not happen to be them, do you?
Fighter I... do not... do... happen to... swords?
Black Mage Be gone, you bungler.
Black Mage shoves Fighter out of the way.
Black Mage Ahem. Light Warriors? Er, um. Yeah. That's us. We're here to see the king.
Corneria Guard Cool. Go on in.
Black Mage ...Really? Wow, that was easy.
Thief Less lingering at the scene of our blatant lie, more running into the castle.
Cut to Red Mage and the robot.
Thief (off screen) C'mon Red Mage! The fools are gonna let us in!
Red Mage leaves the robot.
Robot Robot only want friend.