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'''King Steve shows us just how efficient a hunt for prophesied warriors can be.''' |
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{{Narrative|Black Mage is reading ''EVIL MONTHLY'', Red Mage is reading ''twink monthly'', Thief is reading ''2600'', and Fighter is reading ''Highlights''.}} |
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Episode 058 | |
I totally agree with what BM is reading. | |
Government At Work | |
Date Published | Friday July 20th, 2001 |
Previous Comic | Episode 057: Well What Did You Think He'd Do? |
Next Comic | Episode 059: Was All That Really Necessary? |
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King Steve shows us just how efficient a hunt for prophesied warriors can be.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Fighter McWarrior
- King Steve (first appearance)
- Queen Jane (first appearance)
Setting[]
- Corneria Castle
- Waiting Room
- Throne Room
Script[]
And so, in the royal waiting room, our heros uh... waited. | |
Black Mage is reading EVIL MONTHLY, Red Mage is reading twink monthly, Thief is reading 2600, and Fighter is reading Highlights. | |
Meanwhile, inside the throne room itself... | |
King Steve | I'm telling you, honey, this light warrior schtick of mine is brilliant. You hear me? Brilliant! |
Queen Jane | The idea certainly has merit, dear. But how can we be sure they'll be the right light warriors? The prophecy is fairly vague about their identities. |
King Steve | Waaaaaaay ahead of ya, Honey-Bunch |
King Steve | See, I figure we'll get a lot of applicants for this gig. Now, it would be a lot of work to shuffle through them al to find the true Light Warriors, right? |
Queen Jane | Right. |
King Steve | So why don't we skip the middleman and just send them all? The weak will perish and the chosen ones will rise from the leftovers to save us all. |
Queen Jane | But doesn't that involve the slaughter of potentially hundreds of lives? |
King Steve | Ooh, you think the turn out will be that good? |
Queen Jane | ...I think you're missing the point. |
Cut back to the Waiting room. The Light Warriors are still reading. Black Mage thinks to himself (in a cypher language) that he is the most evil character in the comic, and will destroy reality. Red Mage's magazine reads, "3 Steps to Building a More Invincible Player Character." Thief thinks to himself, "Hm... I'll never pay for long-distance again!" Fighter now knows that bees like honey. |