So, you boys wanna be Light Warriors? Tell me, do you have Orbs of Light?
Black Mage
Yeah, I've got your Orbs of Light right here...
Thief
He better keep his robes on.
Fighter
Tell me about it.
Black Mage
I already did that joke, you morons.
King Steve
(holding the light bulbs) Hm... these Orbs of Light are kinda warm.
Black Mage
Uh, their destiny must be cooling off. We haven't a moment to spare!.
King Steve
Ohhhh. Well then it's a good thing you guys got here when you did!
Queen Jane
Yes. You four must be the true Light Warriors. These Orbs prove it.
Black Mage
Yeah, it's not like you can fake that kind of thing.
Thief
Speaking of which, let's sign the unbreakable contract that officially names us as the Light Warriors.
King Steve
Sounds good to me!
Queen Jane
I'll have a servant fetch the royal lawyer.
Thief holds out a scroll entitled Incomp-rensi-ble Legal-ese.
Thief
Oh, there's no need for that. Why, I've got some papers drawn up right here.
King Steve
Since you guys are the Light Warriors, you must be trustworthy. Therefore, I won't bother to read the document and simply sign at the bottom without a single question.
Thief
(thinking) Hm. 'Thieferia.' I like the sound of that...
