8-Bit Theater
Episode 061
How'd he get elected, anyway?
How'd he get elected, anyway?
Another Bad Plan
Date Published Saturday July 28th, 2001
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King Steve interviews the budding Light Warriors.

Cast Appearing[]



King Steve So, you boys wanna be Light Warriors? Tell me, do you have Orbs of Light?
Black Mage Yeah, I've got your Orbs of Light right here...
Thief He better keep his robes on.
Fighter Tell me about it.
Black Mage I already did that joke, you morons.
King Steve (holding the light bulbs) Hm... these Orbs of Light are kinda warm.
Black Mage Uh, their destiny must be cooling off. We haven't a moment to spare!.
King Steve Ohhhh. Well then it's a good thing you guys got here when you did!
Queen Jane Yes. You four must be the true Light Warriors. These Orbs prove it.
Black Mage Yeah, it's not like you can fake that kind of thing.
Thief Speaking of which, let's sign the unbreakable contract that officially names us as the Light Warriors.
King Steve Sounds good to me!
Queen Jane I'll have a servant fetch the royal lawyer.
Thief holds out a scroll entitled Incomp-rensi-ble Legal-ese.
Thief Oh, there's no need for that. Why, I've got some papers drawn up right here.
King Steve Since you guys are the Light Warriors, you must be trustworthy. Therefore, I won't bother to read the document and simply sign at the bottom without a single question.
Thief (thinking) Hm. 'Thieferia.' I like the sound of that...
Red Mage I'm glad he's on our side.
Black Mage But if you think about it... is he?
Fighter I prefer not to think about it.