8-Bit Theater
Episode 064
No BM, that is Fighter's head
No BM, that is Fighter's head
The Poor Sap Falls For It Every Time
Date Published Saturday August 4th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 063: Fighter's Got A Point... I Think
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As the Light Warriors get ready for their big journey, Black Mage plays a prank on Fighter.

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Black Mage Well. Looks like we're the Light Warriors now.
Fighter Yup! Why, I can already feel my destiny warming up!
Black Mage Why do I allow you to breathe? Why?
Fighter I always thought it was my wit and candor.
Red Mage Before we set out for some leveling (sic) up, we should pool our money to invest in some weapons, armor, items, and spells and then stay at the local inn.
Thief Good idea, Red Mage
Thief faces the other way from the rest of the party.
Thief Plus, it'll give me time to take care of some business.
Black Mage Just because you face the other way doesn't mean we can't still hear you.
Thief Er... as your leader, I command you all to forget what I just said.
Fighter Wait, you mean we should forget to forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn't involve swords and is therefore meaningless?
Thief (to Black Mage) Why do you allow him to breathe?
Black Mage Well, really it all comes down to this. Hey, Fighter.

You've got... a giant spider on your face!

Thief Heh. Yeah, that is pretty cool.
Red Mage Wow. By the meters/turn equation, he's got a pretty high dexterity score.
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