|No BM, that is Fighter's head|
|The Poor Sap Falls For It Every Time|
|Date Published||Saturday August 4th, 2001|
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As the Light Warriors get ready for their big journey, Black Mage plays a prank on Fighter.
|Black Mage||Well. Looks like we're the Light Warriors now.|
|Fighter||Yup! Why, I can already feel my destiny warming up!|
|Black Mage||Why do I allow you to breathe? Why?|
|Fighter||I always thought it was my wit and candor.|
|Red Mage||Before we set out for some leveling (sic) up, we should pool our money to invest in some weapons, armor, items, and spells and then stay at the local inn.|
|Thief||Good idea, Red Mage|
|Thief faces the other way from the rest of the party.|
|Thief||Plus, it'll give me time to take care of some business.|
|Black Mage||Just because you face the other way doesn't mean we can't still hear you.|
|Thief||Er... as your leader, I command you all to forget what I just said.|
|Fighter||Wait, you mean we should forget to forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn't involve swords and is therefore meaningless?|
|Thief||(to Black Mage) Why do you allow him to breathe?|
|Black Mage||Well, really it all comes down to this. Hey, Fighter.
You've got... a giant spider on your face!
|Fighter||AUGH, GET IT OFF! IT'S IN MY HAIR, IT'S IN MY HAAAAAIIIIR!!!|
|Thief||Heh. Yeah, that is pretty cool.|
|Red Mage||Wow. By the meters/turn equation, he's got a pretty high dexterity score.|