| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 064 | |
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| No BM, that is Fighter's head | |
| The Poor Sap Falls For It Every Time | |
| Date Published | Saturday August 4th, 2001 |
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As the Light Warriors get ready for their big journey, Black Mage plays a prank on Fighter.
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| Black Mage | Well. Looks like we're the Light Warriors now. |
| Fighter | Yup! Why, I can already feel my destiny warming up! |
| Black Mage | Why do I allow you to breathe? Why? |
| Fighter | I always thought it was my wit and candor. |
| Red Mage | Before we set out for some leveling (sic) up, we should pool our money to invest in some weapons, armor, items, and spells and then stay at the local inn. |
| Thief | Good idea, Red Mage |
| Thief faces the other way from the rest of the party. | |
| Thief | Plus, it'll give me time to take care of some business. |
| Black Mage | Just because you face the other way doesn't mean we can't still hear you. |
| Thief | Er... as your leader, I command you all to forget what I just said. |
| Fighter | Wait, you mean we should forget to forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn't involve swords and is therefore meaningless? |
| Thief | (to Black Mage) Why do you allow him to breathe? |
| Black Mage | Well, really it all comes down to this. Hey, Fighter.
You've got... a giant spider on your face! |
| Fighter | AUGH, GET IT OFF! IT'S IN MY HAIR, IT'S IN MY HAAAAAIIIIR!!! |
| Thief | Heh. Yeah, that is pretty cool. |
| Red Mage | Wow. By the meters/turn equation, he's got a pretty high dexterity score. |