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Episode 065
Because it's hilariously funny!
Because it's hilariously funny!
It's Okay to Make Fun of Fighter Because He's Stupid
Date Published Monday August 6th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 064: The Poor Sap Falls For It Every Time
Next Comic Episode 066: Is It Possible to be a Fourth Wheel?
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The Light Warriors discuss what to do next as Fighter goes berserk.

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Black Mage Okay, let's split up so we can get everything done sooner.
Fighter runs past
Fighter RUN FOR THE HILLS! YOUR SWORDS, AS SHINY AS THEY MAY BE, ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE SPIDER'S WRATH!
Thief Man, he runs fast.
Red Mage Yeah, anyway I should go get the weapons and armor since I've got the stats for every single one in the game memorized.
Fighter runs past.
Fighter THE INVISIBLE SPIDER GOD WILL SMITE US ALL! NO ONE IS SAFE! ALL IS DOOMED!
Thief I'll be at the local ye Olde Pawne Shoppe selling this kingdom's riches back to itself.
Black Mage Well, I'm lazy as hell so I'll go check out the inn and test the beds with copious amounts of napping. Let's meet up there by sun down to rest up before heading out.
Fighter runs past.
Fighter THE BLACK APOCOLYPTIC SKIES RAIN WITH SPIDERY DEATH! WHY HATH YE GODS FORESAKEN US! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Red Mage Is there an off button for that thing?
Black Mage Oh, he passes out after a while.
Thief You know, my backstab attack does double damage. I could make an off button for him.
Black Mage Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more.
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