Okay, let's split up so we can get everything done sooner.
Fighter runs past
Fighter
RUN FOR THE HILLS! YOUR SWORDS, AS SHINY AS THEY MAY BE, ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE SPIDER'S WRATH!
Thief
Man, he runs fast.
Red Mage
Yeah, anyway I should go get the weapons and armor since I've got the stats for every single one in the game memorized.
Fighter runs past.
Fighter
THE INVISIBLE SPIDER GOD WILL SMITE US ALL! NO ONE IS SAFE! ALL IS DOOMED!
Thief
I'll be at the local ye Olde Pawne Shoppe selling this kingdom's riches back to itself.
Black Mage
Well, I'm lazy as hell so I'll go check out the inn and test the beds with copious amounts of napping. Let's meet up there by sun down to rest up before heading out.
Fighter runs past.
Fighter
THE BLACK APOCOLYPTIC SKIES RAIN WITH SPIDERY DEATH! WHY HATH YE GODS FORESAKEN US! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Red Mage
Is there an off button for that thing?
Black Mage
Oh, he passes out after a while.
Thief
You know, my backstab attack does double damage. I could make an off button for him.