| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 066 | |
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| The master of too much information | |
| Is It Possible to be a Fourth Wheel? | |
| Date Published | Thursday August 8th, 2001 |
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Nobody wants Fighter to go with them. Red Mage wears a Girdle.
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| Thief | Well, we should get going, then |
| Fighter | Spiders... all over... can't get them away... |
| THUD!
Fighter falls to the floor. | |
| Black Mage | Told ya. |
| Red Mage | It's a shame he doesn't reap the benefits of my Girdle of Endurance. |
| Thief | You wear a girdle? |
| Red Mage | For +3 Endurance, I'd wear my own underwear over my armor. |
| Thief holds out some cards with the caption Increminating pictures are a thief's best friend. | |
| Thief | I'd pay--with someone else's money--to see that so I could then produce some blackmail material to hang over your head for years. |
| Black Mage | (kicking Fighter) Wake up. Hey, moron! |
| Fighter wakes up. | |
| Fighter | Yo. |
| Black Mage | Why don't you go with Thief or something so I can forget that you exist and let the unending tide of rage that I call 'being awake' simmer down to a mere powder keg of fury. |
| Fighter | 'Kay |
| Thief | Great idea. Only Fighter should go with Red Mage. |
| Fighter | Aww. But you always have the coolest shiny things |
| Thief | But Red Mage will be looking at swords. |
| Fighter | SOLD! |
| Black Mage | Whew |
| Thief | |
| Fighter | Why aren't we looking at swords yet? |
| Red Mage | If I kill Fighter, will I gain his sword power? |