|Buster Sword, Lionheart, Brotherhood, Sword-chuck!|
|It Sounds Like a Good Idea to Me|
|Date Published||Wednesday August 15th, 2001|
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Red Mage is a little over-ambitious at the weapon store as Fighter invents a new weapon.
- Corneria - Weapon Store
First Mention OfEdit
|Fighter and Red Mage go to the weapon store...|
|Shopkeeper||Can I help you boys?|
|Fighter||Now what is it that I wanted?|
|Red Mage||Yeah, I'd like two Excaliburs, Masamune, an Assassin's Dagger, half a dozen Aegis Shields (we strap the extras to our backs to improve rear AC value), two sets of Crystal Armor, one set of Silent Ring Mail, a Robe of Darkness, four Gauntlets of Giant's Strength, four Helmets of Invisibility, and four pairs of Alacritus's Boots of Speed.|
|Shopkeeper||I've got two wooden swords, a wooden sword my toddler son broke which could pass as a dagger, and a few sets of wooden half armor which are all very noisy and dangerous to those who wear them due to splinters and chaffing.|
|Fighter||It had to do with... something.|
|Shopkeeper||But I'm pretty sure we've got wooden helmets. They have extra splinters, of course.|
|Red Mage||... of course.
Do you have anything made out of metal?
|Fighter||I'm pretty sure it had to be shiny...|
|Shopkeeper||I've got a whole shipment of iron nunchucks in the back.|
|Red Mage||Why would you have any kind of nunchucks?! This is a western style medieval setting! There aren't any monks or martial artists within five genres of here!|
|Shopkeeper||Why do you think I still got a whole crate of 'em?|
|Fighter||Nunchucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea ever!
|Shopkeeper||That is the worst idea anyone has ever had.|
|Red Mage||And how would you hold them anyway?|
|Fighter||(thinking) I'd be like Bruce Lee meets Musashi! Only better! God, I'm so brilliant!|
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