| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 067 | |
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| Buster Sword, Lionheart, Brotherhood, Sword-chuck! | |
| It Sounds Like a Good Idea to Me | |
| Date Published | Wednesday August 15th, 2001 |
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Red Mage is a little over-ambitious at the weapon store as Fighter invents a new weapon.
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Shopkeeper
Setting[]
- Corneria - Weapon Store
First Mention Of[]
Script[]
| Fighter and Red Mage go to the weapon store... | |
| Shopkeeper | Can I help you boys? |
| Fighter | Now what is it that I wanted? |
| Red Mage | Yeah, I'd like two Excaliburs, Masamune, an Assassin's Dagger, half a dozen Aegis Shields (we strap the extras to our backs to improve rear AC value), two sets of Crystal Armor, one set of Silent Ring Mail, a Robe of Darkness, four Gauntlets of Giant's Strength, four Helmets of Invisibility, and four pairs of Alacritus's Boots of Speed. |
| Shopkeeper | I've got two wooden swords, a wooden sword my toddler son broke which could pass as a dagger, and a few sets of wooden half armor which are all very noisy and dangerous to those who wear them due to splinters and chaffing. |
| Fighter | It had to do with... something. |
| Shopkeeper | But I'm pretty sure we've got wooden helmets. They have extra splinters, of course. |
| Red Mage | ... of course.
Do you have anything made out of metal? |
| Fighter | I'm pretty sure it had to be shiny... |
| Shopkeeper | I've got a whole shipment of iron nunchucks in the back. |
| Red Mage | Why would you have any kind of nunchucks?! This is a western style medieval setting! There aren't any monks or martial artists within five genres of here! |
| Shopkeeper | Why do you think I still got a whole crate of 'em? |
| Red Mage | Touché |
| Fighter | Nunchucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea ever!
SWORD-CHUCKS, YO! |
| Shopkeeper | That is the worst idea anyone has ever had. |
| Red Mage | And how would you hold them anyway? |
| Fighter | (thinking) I'd be like Bruce Lee meets Musashi! Only better! God, I'm so brilliant! |