| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 069 | |
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| The clue's in the name | |
| Thief is One Slick Mo-Fo | |
| Date Published | Sunday August 19th, 2001 |
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In the theme of stealing (in this case, the first line of the comic), Thief goes to the Pawn shop district...
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Pawnbroker
- No Questions Asked Pawnbroker
Setting[]
- Corneria
- Outside
- Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe
- No Questions Asked Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe
Script[]
| Thief goes to the Pawn Shop District... | |
| Thief | Hmm... |
| Inside | |
| Pawnbroker 1 | Hello, good sir. How can I help you today? |
| Thief | Priceless riches for sale. |
| Pawnbroker 1 | Hm, priceless eh? How about half-priceless instead? You can only sell it for half its actual value. Regulations, y'know. |
| Thief | Oh that's fine. Just credit it to my massive overseas bank account. |
| Pawnbroker 1 | Not a problem. Is there anything else we can do for you today? |
| Thief | Yes. I would like to purchase the smallest, most insignificant, hard to find item located somewhere in your backroom. Preferably under a heavy appliance or suit of armor. |
| Pawnbroker 1 | Sure. It'll take me a while though. |
| Thief | Oh take your time... please. |
| Three minutes later... | |
| Thief leaves with all the hangings from the wall removed. | |
| Pawnbroker 1 | I found a dented bottle... cap?
Where'd that thief go? And on another topic altogether, where's my stuff? |
| Cut to Thief outside, with a money bag almost twice the size of him. | |
| Inside the No Questions shop... | |
| Pawnbroker 2 | OK, so that's a bag stuffed with royal Cornerian priceless riches, a larger bag stuffed with the entire inventory of my competition, and the deeds to his store, home, and parents' house. |
| Thief | Yeah, just credit it to my ever-increasingly massive overseas account.
Suckers! |