8-Bit Theater
Episode 073
Episode 73
I love these talks we have.
Black Mage Finally Gets to the Inn
Date Published Thursday August 30th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 072: Why Does it Always End in Murder?
Next Comic Episode 074: Guest Appearances By...
Read Episode

Black Mage books a room at the inn.

Cast AppearingEdit



InnkeeperHello, good sir, how may I help you?
Black MageI would like to reserve four of your finest rooms!
InnkeeperVery well, sir. That'll be 20 gold pieces per room each night.
Black MageTwenty gold pieces each?! What is this, highway robbery?!
InnkeeperOh, no sir, far from it. We're about 100 yards from the main highway. So this would be more along the lines of secondary access road robbery.
Black MageTouché. Well then just give me the one room.
InnkeeperCertainly. That's a one bed room for 20 gold a night.
Black MageGreat, but it's got to have four beds.
InnkeeperFour beds, sir?
Black MageEr, yes. I like to um sleep around... in my room...?
InnkeeperThat doesn't even make sense.
Black MageOr does it?
InnkeeperNo. It doesn't.
Black MageYeah, life's funny that way. Guess you'd better go ahead give me the room key then.
InnkeeperWhat? We haven't even made the reservation yet.
Black MageI'm a busy mage! I don't have time to stand around here while you bungle about at your simpleton's monkey-task!
Room key. Hand. Now!
InnkeeperEr, yessir! Right away sir! It's room 2-A.
Black MageThat's more like it!
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.