Black Mage books a room at the inn.
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| Innkeeper |
Hello, good sir, how may I help you?
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| Black Mage |
I would like to reserve four of your finest rooms!
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| Innkeeper |
Very well, sir. That'll be 20 gold pieces per room each night.
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| Black Mage |
Twenty gold pieces each?! What is this, highway robbery?!
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| Innkeeper |
Oh, no sir, far from it. We're about 100 yards from the main highway. So this would be more along the lines of secondary access road robbery.
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| Black Mage |
Touché. Well then just give me the one room.
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| Innkeeper |
Certainly. That's a one bed room for 20 gold a night.
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| Black Mage |
Great, but it's got to have four beds.
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| Innkeeper |
Four beds, sir?
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| Black Mage |
Er, yes. I like to um sleep around... in my room...?
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| Innkeeper |
That doesn't even make sense.
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| Black Mage |
Or does it?
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| Innkeeper |
No. It doesn't.
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| Black Mage |
Yeah, life's funny that way. Guess you'd better go ahead give me the room key then.
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| Innkeeper |
What? We haven't even made the reservation yet.
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| Black Mage |
I'm a busy mage! I don't have time to stand around here while you bungle about at your simpleton's monkey-task!
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| Room key. Hand. Now!
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| Innkeeper |
Er, yessir! Right away sir! It's room 2-A.
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| Black Mage |
That's more like it!
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