8-Bit Theater
Episode 075
Either Brian's just not good with sound words, or he name-drops Polish cities on purpose.
Either Brian's just not good with sound words, or he name-drops Polish cities on purpose.
Behind Closed Doors
Date Published Wednesday Spetember 5th, 2001
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Black Belt becomes overprotective of White Mage.

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Innkeeper Here's your key, sir. That's room 2-A.
Black Mage GRRR
Black Mage fries the Innkeeper with a bolt spell.
Innkeeper Ouch
Black Mage Well now, that was fun but I still feel homicidal, dammit.
Meanwhile, in room 2-B...
Black Belt Well, we're finally here.
White Mage Yeah...
Black Belt Is there something the matter, White Mage?
White Mage It's just that... did we really have to hold hands on the way here?
Black Belt As your honor bound protector, it is my duty to make sure that you survive the dark times that have been foretold. If I hold your hand, it is only to keep you near for the sake of my quest.
White Mage Oh, I understand, but I do not wish to give people the wrong idea.
Black Belt Hm, good point. Perhaps I could constantly punch and kick around you so that anything evil that gets near you would be defeated and serve as an example to other evil things so that they'll stay away.
Black Belt thrusts his fist in front of him.
Black Belt HA!
White Mage That is the most absurd thing I have ever heard.
Black Belt I don't think you were paying attention. Watch...
Black Belt thrusts his fist in front of him.
Black Belt HA!
White Mage Why do I have the horrible feeling that I was better off with that psychotic mage and his friends?
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