Well now, that was fun but I still feel homicidal, dammit.
Meanwhile, in room 2-B...
Black Belt
Well, we're finally here.
White Mage
Yeah...
Black Belt
Is there something the matter, White Mage?
White Mage
It's just that... did we really have to hold hands on the way here?
Black Belt
As your honor bound protector, it is my duty to make sure that you survive the dark times that have been foretold. If I hold your hand, it is only to keep you near for the sake of my quest.
White Mage
Oh, I understand, but I do not wish to give people the wrong idea.
Black Belt
Hm, good point. Perhaps I could constantly punch and kick around you so that anything evil that gets near you would be defeated and serve as an example to other evil things so that they'll stay away.
Black Belt thrusts his fist in front of him.
Black Belt
HA!
White Mage
That is the most absurd thing I have ever heard.
Black Belt
I don't think you were paying attention. Watch...
Black Belt thrusts his fist in front of him.
Black Belt
HA!
White Mage
Why do I have the horrible feeling that I was better off with that psychotic mage and his friends?
