| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 076 | |
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| There've only been five. | |
| Fighter and Red Mage Are Back | |
| Date Published | Friday September 7th, 2001 |
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The Light Warriors meet up at the Inn, minus Thief.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Corneria - Inn
Script[]
| Later that day in room 2-A... | |
| Fighter | We're back! |
| Black Mage | Hey guys. Where are all of the weapons you were supposed to buy? |
| Red Mage | We'd be better off using harsh language than the pathetic wooden pieces of... pathetic... weapons that these people call... weapons. |
| Black Mage | Um... |
| Red Mage | Shut up. I've been hanging out with Fighter all day. |
| Fighter | Yo. |
| Red Mage | I could literally feel him sucking away at my... brain-thinky score thing. |
| Black Mage | You mean Intelligence? |
| Fighter | Intelligence is how I thought up Sword-Chucks.. |
| Red Mage | By Mordekainen's +5/+5 Wand of Sorcerery, he's lowered my int score just by being near me!
Quick, ask me about some insipid little rule you'd never bother to enforce! |
| Black Mage | I don't know what you're talking about. |
| Fighter | How many swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could chuck swords? I made that up all by myself. |
| Red Mage | Damn your merely casual attention to the physics that govern our fickle-fated world! |
| Black Mage | He talked about swords the whole time, didn't he? It's clearly driven you insane. |
| Red Mage | No no no, listen. I'll give you an example of what I'm talking about.
Er... uh... Dah! I can't even think of an example! Can't you see I've lost my encyclopedic knowledge of every handbook and player's guide known to man! |
| Black Mage | So what? It was a really annoying skill anyway. |
| Red Mage | But it's all I've got... |