Hey, Thief. Did the desk clerk give you any trouble? He was being pissy about the four beds thing... and that lightning bolt to the temple.
Thief
Desk clerk?
Black Mage
Yeah, the dude at the front desk in the lobby when you first came into the building.
Thief
Hmmm...
Thief's thought bubble appears.
Thief
Hey, look over there.
Innkeeper
Righto.
Innkeeper looks away, Thief steals the room key. Thought bubble vanishes.
Thief
Oh yeah, that guy. What about him?
Black Mage
Well, didn't he bug you about asking for the room key?
Thief
What key?
Black Mage
...To this room.
Thief
But that defeats the whole purpose of me sneaking into these rooms and stealing everything that's not bolted down and on fire...
Thief
So what're you guys doing here? Or did Red Mage pick the lock by applying a difficulty modifier to his Sword Play and Basic Mechanics skills to somehow create a patchwork lock picking skills?
Red Mage
... Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?!
Fighter
Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot thingie for their abbreviations?
Red Mage
Ah yes. Listening to you for a few hours. That's why.
Fighter
They both start with P too. You just know that can't be a coincidence.
