| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 078 | |
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| But at least he tries. | |
| Meanwhile, on the Other Side of the Plot... | |
| Date Published | Friday, September 14th, 2001 |
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The Light Warriors get ready for bed while Garland gets ready for an epic battle against his archenemies.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Corneria - Inn
- Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| And so the Light Warriors prepared for sleep... | |
| Light Warriors recline on their beds thinking. | |
| Fighter | Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, I'm on to you... |
| Thief | I wonder how much I could pawn this bed for... |
| Black Mage | If it were possible to combine my evil with Spider-Man's powers... |
| Red Mage | Must re-memorize entire handbook library... |
| ...while a Warrior of Darkness readied for the fated battle that lay ahead. | |
| Garland | Yes, the accursed Forest-Imps will know the true meaning of... ... of, uh... |
| Sara | (offscreen) Pain, you dolt! Geez. |
| Garland | Er, Yes! Pain. I knew that. Anyway, my super eeeeevil plan to exterminate those filthy, stinky, stupid Forest-Imps is completed at last!
I made it by myself. |
| Sara | (offscreen) And just what does this 'plan' of yours consist of, hmmm? |
| Garland | It's a well known fact that Forest-Imps live in the froest. So, all I have to do is-- |
| Sara | (offscreen) Wait! Don't tell me your plan is to burn the whole forest down. |
| Garland | Oh gosh no! Think of all the innocent little animals who would lose their homes! That's just plain mean. |
| Sara walks onscreen, wearing her "evil" costume. | |
| Sara | OK, you do know that villains are typically evil, right? |
| Garland | Well, yeah. But I don't see why I should be mean about it. |
| Sara | I've said it before and I have no doubt I'll be saying it again. God, you're bad at this. |
| Garland | You look pretty hot in your villain outfit. |
| Sara | Shut up. |