|But at least he tries.|
|Meanwhile, on the Other Side of the Plot...|
|Date Published||Friday, September 14th, 2001|
|Previous Comic||Episode 077: And Now Thief is Back|
|Next Comic||Episode 079: Garland Needs Some Help|
The Light Warriors get ready for bed while Garland gets ready for an epic battle against his archenemies.
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|And so the Light Warriors prepared for sleep...|
|Light Warriors recline on their beds thinking.|
|Fighter||Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, I'm on to you...|
|Thief||I wonder how much I could pawn this bed for...|
|Black Mage||If it were possible to combine my evil with Spider-Man's powers...|
|Red Mage||Must re-memorize entire handbook library...|
|...while a Warrior of Darkness readied for the fated battle that lay ahead.|
|Garland||Yes, the accursed Forest-Imps will know the true meaning of... ... of, uh...|
|Sara||(offscreen) Pain, you dolt! Geez.|
|Garland||Er, Yes! Pain. I knew that. Anyway, my super eeeeevil plan to exterminate those filthy, stinky, stupid Forest-Imps is completed at last!
I made it by myself.
|Sara||(offscreen) And just what does this 'plan' of yours consist of, hmmm?|
|Garland||It's a well known fact that Forest-Imps live in the froest. So, all I have to do is--|
|Sara||(offscreen) Wait! Don't tell me your plan is to burn the whole forest down.|
|Garland||Oh gosh no! Think of all the innocent little animals who would lose their homes! That's just plain mean.|
|Sara walks onscreen, wearing her "evil" costume.|
|Sara||OK, you do know that villains are typically evil, right?|
|Garland||Well, yeah. But I don't see why I should be mean about it.|
|Sara||I've said it before and I have no doubt I'll be saying it again. God, you're bad at this.|
|Garland||You look pretty hot in your villain outfit.|
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