8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 082 | |
Suuuuuuure he does.... | |
White Mage Like You've Never Seen Her... | |
Date Published | Thursday, September 27th, 2001 |
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Has Black Mage's dreams come true, or is it just... well a dream?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Corneria - Inn
Script[]
Cut to Black Mage asleep in bed. | |
Black Mage | Stupid Fighter... must destroy... |
White Mage sneaks into the room. | |
Black Mage | Evil is good... mmm, pie. |
White Mage | Hellooooo, Black Mage. |
Black Mage | Mrph... is that you, Pie? |
White Mage | No, silly. It's me. The woman of your dreams. |
Black Mage | ... A woman made entirely of pie? |
White Mage | Grrr! |
White Mages hits Black Mage with her hammer. | |
Black Mage | White Mage, it's you! How did you know I was here? |
White Mage | How could I not know? You immense power is like a great beacon summoning me to your side. Cannot resist you. |
Black Mage | Yeah. I get that a lot. |
White Mage | Black Mage. I only beat the bajeezus out of you before because I was so overwhelmed by your raw sex appeal that I couldn't think straight. |
Black Mage | That's a perfectly natural reaction to my presence. |
White Mage | Enough talk. Ravish me, you strange, tiny--yet huge--pinacle of darkness and sweet, sweet ecstasy! |
Black Mage | 'Kay. Lemme just get on top here |
White Mage | Yes! Hurry! I cannot wait another moment! |
THUD!
Black Mage falls off the bed. He was dreaming the whole time. | |
Black Mage | Stupid dream. Now how do I vent the rage welling up inside me? |
Fighter | (in his sleep) Mmm... claymores... zzz... |
Black Mage gets his dagger out. | |
Black Mage | STAB TIME! |