8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 086 | |
Those Forest Imps look sick | |
The Last Weird One for a While | |
Date Published | Friday, October 12th, 2001 |
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Garland is having nightmares about Forest Imps. No kidding!
Cast Appearing[]
- Garland
- Forest Imps
- Princess Sara (unseen)
Setting[]
- Subconscious
- Temple of Fiends
Script[]
An image of Hell is shown. | |
Garland | I have climbed the peaks of hell; mountains built from the souls of sin...
I have bathed in the fires of hell; flames fueled [sic] by souls consumed with hatred... I have danced with demons; their lips sweet with promises of power... I have become one of them; given myself to their devices... To their lord, Chaos. But in all my travels through the nine hells, never did I find such evil, such depravity as I found upon the mortal soil, |
Several distorted Forest Imps appears. | |
Garland | THE FOREST IMPS!
NOOOOOO! You lousy kids broke my front window! I'm not gonna pay for that! I want names! Hey! Stop running! My armor is too heavy, I can't keep up... my window is broken... broken like so many childhood dreams upon the crags of despair... THE HORROR! |
Garland wakes up. | |
Garland | Evil Princess Sara? I had the Forest Imp dream again.
I'm scared. |
Sara | (offscreen) In that case... go the hell away. |
And so Garland did rest | |
Back in the subconscious, Five Forest Imps chase a scared Garland. | |
Or did he... |