|I prefer Broadswords|
|Can't We All Just Get Along|
|Date Published||Thursday, October 18th, 2001|
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The Light Warriors finally leave Corneria.
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|The Light Warriors are walking.|
|Fighter||Anyone else here like swords?|
|Thief||You already asked that.|
|Black Mage||(simultaneously) YES!|
|Fighter||So... anyone here like claymores then?|
|Red Mage||You did that too.|
|Black Mage||Before the flamberges, cutlasses, rapiers, gladiuses, and katanas, but after the bastard sword, longsword, falchion, and scimitar.|
|Fighter||I'm just trying to make conversation, y'know. I figure we're going to be on the destined quest thing for a while, so we oughta get to know each other.|
|Black Mage||What destined quest? Some dude named Garland kidnapped the princess. She gets kidnapped like every other friggin' week!|
|Thief shows a scroll.|
|Thief||Technically, according to the contract here, our 'team' won't be dissolved until I say so.|
|Fighter||I helped with that part.|
|Black Mage||Why am I not surprised by that?|
|Thief||And it looks like you suckers will be very profitable for me for a long time to come.|
|Black Mage||Very profitable?
If you've go so much money, then why are we tromping through the highly dangerous over world equipped with nothing but our wits?
|Fighter||Ha! Who needs wits when you've got swords!|
|The other Light Warriors collapse to the ground.|
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