| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 089 | |
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| Don't complain; they only have 68 HP! | |
| Random Close Encounters of the Deadly Kind | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, October 24th, 2001 |
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The Light Warriors encounter some Werewolves. Hilarity ensues.
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| We join our heroes in the midst of battle... | |
| The Light Warriors randomly encounter a couple of Werewolves. | |
| Black Mage | Aren't we a bit early in the quest for full on werewolf action? |
| Thief | No Time for that now...
Hey look, it's Elvis. |
| The Werewolves turn around. Thief uses his whirlwind dagger trick to stab the Werewolves' backside. | |
| Backstab!... x2 damage! Surprise attack!......... x2 damage! Critical!..... x2 damage! | |
| Thief | Heh. The suckers never saw it comin'. |
| Werewolves | GRRRRR |
| Black Mage | I think we've only succeeded in making them angrier... |
| Fighter | Oh yeah? Well then prepare for a steaming hot pile of action! |
| Fighter draws his two swords. | |
| Fighter | TIGER'S FANG STRIKE! |
| Black Mage | Steaming Pile?! |
| Red Mage | STOP! |
| Thief | Are you crazy?! |
| Red Mage | Oh yes, I'm crazy alright...
CRAZY LIKE A FOX! |
| Black Mage | That's it. Stand in front of me, sir cap of plumed. I'm gonna Hadoken you and the damn werewolves in one go. |
| Red Mage | Do as you wish, but know that without my help, you'll never get out of this encounter... alive. |
| Black Mage | Still... quite tempted... to kill... Red Mage... |