| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 092 | |
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| I Gotta Go With Black Mage on This One | |
| Date Published | Friday, October 2nd, 2001 |
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Now the Werewolves are discussing among themselves...
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| Fighter | I've got it. 'Crinos? Mo' like you gonna cry when I smack ya upside da nose!' |
| Thief | That's just awful. |
| Red Mage | Agony... unbearable. Healing potion... needed to... sustain my life... |
| Black Mage | Hold on, I've got one that plays off that whole cry thing.
Ahem. Devil may cry, but werewolf gonna die! |
| Red Mage | Life... flashing before my eyes... |
| Fighter | Oh, I like that one. |
| Thief | Hm, as do I. Lyrical and yet topical. Let's use that one. |
| Red Mage | Organs... have been... rearranged in alphabetic... order... |
| Black Mage | Dude. You're a Red Mage. You can use white magic to heal yourself, so what's the problem here? |
| Red Mage | Given that I can only cast a certain number of spells per day, if I were to cast one now I would then become less versatile. |
| Black Mage | If you don't cast one now, then you'll become less alive. |
| Red Mage | Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were to hand me a healing potion. |
| Thief | I'm not sure it's feasible at this point in time. We've still got a negative cash flow problem. |
| Werewolf 1 | Well you're about to have a negative blood flow problem! |
| Fighter | They're good... |
| Werewolf 2 | Not to quibble, but shouldn't it be a 'positive blood flow' problem? You see that implies too much of their blood is flowing, which would be an increase along the positive axis. |
| Werewolf 1 | Yes but there's something about using the word 'positive' in conjunction with the word 'problem.' The two just don't gel. It sounded like I was contradicting myself.
(offscreen) And might I add that contradicting me in the heat of battle is not the most effective tactic... |
| Black Mage | This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let's never, never, never talk about it again. |