| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 093 | |
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| It's time to go! | |
| Werewolves Do Not Play Well With Others | |
| Date Published | Friday, October 9th, 2001 |
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The Werewolves throw their toys (and Fighter) out of the pram.
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| Black Mage | So when are these things going into their alleged 'crinos' form? |
| POIT!
The werewolves turn into their 'crinos' form. | |
| Werewolf 1 | Eat fang, nancy boys! |
| Fighter | Poit? What a wussy sound. |
| Werewolf 2 | I'm not so sure that should be our battle-cry. |
| Werewolf 1 | Oh for the love of... now what! |
| Werewolf 2 | Well. 'Eating Fang.' It just sounds like a monstrous euphemism for kissing. I think we sould avoid that sort of imagery. |
| Werewolf 1 | Do you have to pick apart every little thing I say? |
| Werewolf 2 | Do you have to keep saying inane things? |
| Werewolf 1 | Are you trying to say I'm an idiot? |
| Thief | Fighter, now! |
| Fighter | ...Wah? |
| Werewolf 2 | No no no. If I were you, I'd be trying to say that. But failing. In actuality, I am saying you're an idiot. |
| Black Mage | Attack them while they're distracted, you fool! |
| Fighter | Oh yeah. Right. Sorry 'bout that. Yar!!! |
| Fighter tries to strike Werewolf 2 with his sword, but to no effect. The werewolves ignore him. | |
| Werewolf 1 | That's it! I've had it with your condescending remarks. It's go time. |
| Thief | Um. He doesn't seem to be doing any kind of damage. |
| Red Mage | (collapsed on the floor) Like I said. You need silver weapons. Or at least a magical +1/+1 weapon. |
| Fighter tries to strike Werewolf 2 again, but to no effect. The werewolves continue their argument. | |
| Werewolf 2 | Bring on the noise, punk. |
| Fighter | Yaha! My dragon's fire attack is invincible! |
| Werewolf 1 tosses Fighter away. | |
| Werewolf 1 | Outta the way, little man. Some thwack is gonna get thrown down and we wouldn't want you to get hurt. |
| Werewolf 2 | Yes we would! |
| Werewolf 1 | You're doing it again! |
| Fighter | Guess we oughta take Red Mage back to get healed. |
| Black Mage | Or we could leave him here to rot! |
| Fighter and Thief take Red Mage away. | |
| Black Mage | You guys suck. |