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Episode 093
It's time to go!
It's time to go!
Werewolves Do Not Play Well With Others
Date Published Friday, October 9th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 092: I Gotta Go With Black Mage on This One
Next Comic Episode 094: Elsewhere in the Woods...
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The Werewolves throw their toys (and Fighter) out of the pram.

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Black Mage So when are these things going into their alleged 'crinos' form?
POIT!

The werewolves turn into their 'crinos' form.

Werewolf 1 Eat fang, nancy boys!
Fighter Poit? What a wussy sound.
Werewolf 2 I'm not so sure that should be our battle-cry.
Werewolf 1 Oh for the love of... now what!
Werewolf 2 Well. 'Eating Fang.' It just sounds like a monstrous euphemism for kissing. I think we sould avoid that sort of imagery.
Werewolf 1 Do you have to pick apart every little thing I say?
Werewolf 2 Do you have to keep saying inane things?
Werewolf 1 Are you trying to say I'm an idiot?
Thief Fighter, now!
Fighter ...Wah?
Werewolf 2 No no no. If I were you, I'd be trying to say that. But failing. In actuality, I am saying you're an idiot.
Black Mage Attack them while they're distracted, you fool!
Fighter Oh yeah. Right. Sorry 'bout that. Yar!!!
Fighter tries to strike Werewolf 2 with his sword, but to no effect. The werewolves ignore him.
Werewolf 1 That's it! I've had it with your condescending remarks. It's go time.
Thief Um. He doesn't seem to be doing any kind of damage.
Red Mage (collapsed on the floor) Like I said. You need silver weapons. Or at least a magical +1/+1 weapon.
Fighter tries to strike Werewolf 2 again, but to no effect. The werewolves continue their argument.
Werewolf 2 Bring on the noise, punk.
Fighter Yaha! My dragon's fire attack is invincible!
Werewolf 1 tosses Fighter away.
Werewolf 1 Outta the way, little man. Some thwack is gonna get thrown down and we wouldn't want you to get hurt.
Werewolf 2 Yes we would!
Werewolf 1 You're doing it again!
Fighter Guess we oughta take Red Mage back to get healed.
Black Mage Or we could leave him here to rot!
Fighter and Thief take Red Mage away.
Black Mage You guys suck.