| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 094 | |
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| Talk about giving Black Belt the willies... | |
| Elsewhere in the Woods... | |
| Date Published | Saturday, October 10th, 2001 |
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White Mage and Black Belt discuss nature in the wood.
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| White Mage | Are you sure it's safe to wander around the overworld like this? |
| Black Belt | Why wouldn't it be? |
| White Mage | Well, you know. The hordes of monsters and all. |
| Black Belt | I prefer to think of these "monsters" as a metaphor for the unknown. |
| White Mage and Black Belt come across the two arguing werewolves. | |
| Werewolf 2 | Take back what you said about my mom! |
| Werewolf 1 | I called her a bitch! She is a female canine, it's not even an insult! |
| Birds chirp in the trees. | |
| Black Belt | Green werewolves are a perfectly natural part of... uh... nature. |
| White Mage | Right |
| A ghost floats by. | |
| Ghost | Booga booga booga! |
| Black Belt | As are ghosts. |
| A dragon swoops by. | |
| Dragon | RAAAR! |
| Black Belt | Er, why, everyone knows you can hardly conceive of a habitat lacking in dragons. |
| An Ochu walks by. | |
| Black Belt | Slimey greeny thingies are the basis of practically the entire food chain. Nothing usual about that. |
| White Mage | Ew |
| A giant squid appears. | |
| Black Belt | But cthulu-style overfiend demon lords? |
| White Mage | Are we in the forest of increasing irony or what? |
| Black Belt | Irony, eh? That gives me an idea! |
| White Mage | Like... running away? |
| Black Belt lunges at the giant squid. | |
| Black Belt | IRON HAND PUNCH! |
| White Mage | See, my idea had the advantage that we'd survive it's execution... |
| Black Belt | Suck fist, vile demon! Er, well you will be sucking fists as soon as I can get past all these damn tentacles to something that does the sucking... oh dear Lord, that's not a tentacle! |
| White Mage | Sigh... |
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