Are you sure it's safe to wander around the overworld like this?
Black Belt
Why wouldn't it be?
White Mage
Well, you know. The hordes of monsters and all.
Black Belt
I prefer to think of these "monsters" as a metaphor for the unknown.
White Mage and Black Belt come across the two arguing werewolves.
Werewolf 2
Take back what you said about my mom!
Werewolf 1
I called her a bitch! She is a female canine, it's not even an insult!
Birds chirp in the trees.
Black Belt
Green werewolves are a perfectly natural part of... uh... nature.
White Mage
Right
A ghost floats by.
Ghost
Booga booga booga!
Black Belt
As are ghosts.
A dragon swoops by.
Dragon
RAAAR!
Black Belt
Er, why, everyone knows you can hardly conceive of a habitat lacking in dragons.
An Ochu walks by.
Black Belt
Slimey greeny thingies are the basis of practically the entire food chain. Nothing usual about that.
White Mage
Ew
A giant squid appears.
Black Belt
But cthulu-style overfiend demon lords?
White Mage
Are we in the forest of increasing irony or what?
Black Belt
Irony, eh? That gives me an idea!
White Mage
Like... running away?
Black Belt lunges at the giant squid.
Black Belt
IRON HAND PUNCH!
White Mage
See, my idea had the advantage that we'd survive it's execution...
Black Belt
Suck fist, vile demon! Er, well you will be sucking fists as soon as I can get past all these damn tentacles to something that does the sucking... oh dear Lord, that's not a tentacle!
