| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 095 | |
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| He's not happy! | |
| Black Belt's Got a Problem | |
| Date Published | Friday, November 16th, 2001 |
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Black Belt insists he isn't happy. Or a homosexual. One of those.
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| White Mage and Black Belt carry on walking. | |
| White Mage | So-- |
| Black Belt | (interrupting) I'M NOT GAY! |
| White Mage stares at Black Belt. | |
| White Mage | I didn't say that you-- |
| Black Belt | (interrupting) I mean, in the heat of battle, all those tentacles, how can you tell?!
It's not like I was looking for... one of those! |
| White Mage | I didn't think you were, I-- |
| Black Belt | (interrupting) Y'know, not that I've had time to reflect on it, I think it must've been a tentacle.
It's just that I must've seen it at a weird angle. I just thought I saw... that. |
| White Mage | That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. |
| Black Belt | Not that I'm so obsessed with phallic imagery that I see it everywhere I go. |
| White Mage | Of course not, I never would've-- |
| Black Belt | (interrupting) Because I'm certainly not repressing anything which is being super-imposed upon my world view via my overactive subconscious mind. |
| White Mage | ...OK. |
| Black Belt | Good. |
| White Mage | Swell. |
| Black Belt | Then it's settled. |
| White Mage | Yup. |
| White Mage and Black Belt carry on walking. | |
| Black Belt | But I'm not gay! |