8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 095 | |
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He's not happy! | |
Black Belt's Got a Problem | |
Date Published | Friday, November 16th, 2001 |
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Black Belt insists he isn't happy. Or a homosexual. One of those.
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White Mage and Black Belt carry on walking. | |
White Mage | So-- |
Black Belt | (interrupting) I'M NOT GAY! |
White Mage stares at Black Belt. | |
White Mage | I didn't say that you-- |
Black Belt | (interrupting) I mean, in the heat of battle, all those tentacles, how can you tell?!
It's not like I was looking for... one of those! |
White Mage | I didn't think you were, I-- |
Black Belt | (interrupting) Y'know, not that I've had time to reflect on it, I think it must've been a tentacle.
It's just that I must've seen it at a weird angle. I just thought I saw... that. |
White Mage | That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. |
Black Belt | Not that I'm so obsessed with phallic imagery that I see it everywhere I go. |
White Mage | Of course not, I never would've-- |
Black Belt | (interrupting) Because I'm certainly not repressing anything which is being super-imposed upon my world view via my overactive subconscious mind. |
White Mage | ...OK. |
Black Belt | Good. |
White Mage | Swell. |
Black Belt | Then it's settled. |
White Mage | Yup. |
White Mage and Black Belt carry on walking. | |
Black Belt | But I'm not gay! |