| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 097 | |
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| Proof that Black Mage is indeed a cat | |
| Heroes Gathered | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, November 21st, 2001 |
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All of Final Fantasy's six playable characters have a reunion for the first time in this comic.
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| Black Belt | (offscreen) I'm really not gay! |
| Black Mage | Well, I have to admit... |
| Close up on Thief's shoes. | |
| Black Mage | ...those shoes were starting to make me wonder. |
| Thief | (confused) What're you talking about? |
| Fighter | I think we all know. I mean, lookit 'em! |
| Black Mage | Your shoes. They're a little... that way. |
| Red Mage | Black Mage has a point. If I didn't know any better, I'd say they were... y'know. |
| Thief | No, I don't. |
| Fighter | They look like elf shoes to me. |
| Black Mage | Well, that's not exactly what I meant, but those tree-huggin' hippy bastards are about 5 minutes from it, I'll tell ya that. |
| Thief | I'll have you know-- |
| Black Belt | (offscreen) I'm not gay! |
| Black Mage | No one said you were, fruity. |
| Thief | Sh! |
| Black Mage | Oh now you're being catty. |
| Thief | Quiet! |
| Black Mage | Reeowr, hiss! |
| Thief | I think I hear someone approaching. To the trees! |
| Thief leaps into the trees, pushing Red Mage in the process. | |
| Red Mage | Oof! |
| Black Mage | You pushed Red Mage. |
| Thief | They'll be upon us any moment, hurry! |
| Black Mage | Onto Fighter's sword. |
| Fighter | Which is weird 'cause it started out sheathed. |
| Red Mage | I botched my athletics roll... big time. |
| White Mage and Black Belt arrive. | |
| Black Belt | I can prove it too, I'll kick all their asses. In alphabetical order.
Er... not that I want to touch their asses. Just kick 'em. |
| White Mage | Why me? |