| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 098 | |
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| I thought Fighter was the big idiot | |
| It Was in the Best Interests of the Patient | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, November 28th, 2001 |
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Black Mage clearly doesn't want Red Mage to be healed by White Mage. Too many mages...
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| White Mage | Oh my. What happened to Red Mage? |
| Thief | A slight miscalculation on his part. |
| Fighter | Really? 'Cause I though he tries to attack those invincible werewolves single-handedly in some overly-complex plan that surely would've guaranteed our victory had any of us understood what he was talking about. |
| Thief | Well yes. To be fair, his miscalculation was to trust in us....
But the way you put it, it sounds like it was our fault. |
| Black Mage | Maybe, but I blame Red Mage anyway. |
| White Mage | Based on what? |
| Black Mage | Spite mostly.
Plus I think he's a big idiot. |
| White Mage | ... I see.
Be that as it may, would you mind stepping back so I can heal him? |
| Black Mage | Yyyynnn... yyy... n. I er... this is a trick question, isn't it. |
| White Mage | (thinking) Must remember White Mage's Oath. Must not bring harm to others... |
| Black Mage | Why don't you just tell me what you want me to answer?
Better hurry, White Mage. He's not gettin' any healthier. Ain't that right? |
| Black Mage kicks Red Mage. | |
| Black Mage | I said, ain't that right! |
| Black Mage draws out his dagger. | |
| Black Mage | C'mon, answer already! Don't make me stab you good in the face! |
| White Mage 'pows' Black Mage with her hammer. | |
| Thief | Wow, that dopey lookin' pointy hat sure is aerodynamic! Yowza. |
| White Mage | Ahem |
| Cut to Brian wearing a Black Mage T-shirt. | |
| Brian Clevinger | I'm dancin' like a monkey! |