8-Bit Theater
Episode 098
I thought Fighter was the big idiot
I thought Fighter was the big idiot
It Was in the Best Interests of the Patient
Date Published Wednesday, November 28th, 2001
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Black Mage clearly doesn't want Red Mage to be healed by White Mage. Too many mages...

Cast Appearing[]



White Mage Oh my. What happened to Red Mage?
Thief A slight miscalculation on his part.
Fighter Really? 'Cause I though he tries to attack those invincible werewolves single-handedly in some overly-complex plan that surely would've guaranteed our victory had any of us understood what he was talking about.
Thief Well yes. To be fair, his miscalculation was to trust in us....

But the way you put it, it sounds like it was our fault.

Black Mage Maybe, but I blame Red Mage anyway.
White Mage Based on what?
Black Mage Spite mostly.

Plus I think he's a big idiot.

White Mage ... I see.

Be that as it may, would you mind stepping back so I can heal him?

Black Mage Yyyynnn... yyy... n. I er... this is a trick question, isn't it.
White Mage (thinking) Must remember White Mage's Oath. Must not bring harm to others...
Black Mage Why don't you just tell me what you want me to answer?

Better hurry, White Mage. He's not gettin' any healthier. Ain't that right?

Black Mage kicks Red Mage.
Black Mage I said, ain't that right!
Black Mage draws out his dagger.
Black Mage C'mon, answer already! Don't make me stab you good in the face!
White Mage 'pows' Black Mage with her hammer.
Thief Wow, that dopey lookin' pointy hat sure is aerodynamic! Yowza.
White Mage Ahem
Cut to Brian wearing a Black Mage T-shirt.
Brian Clevinger I'm dancin' like a monkey!