|"...and that Dragons eat your smelly hat."|
|White Mage Makes It All Better|
|Date Published||Wednesday, December 12th, 2001|
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White Mage teaches some important lessons to everyone, except Black Mage
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|White Mage goes to Red Mage.|
|White Mage||Red Mage, why don't you just use your own healing magic next time? I won't always be around to save you.|
|Red Mage||But I want to stay at my peak versatility level!|
|White Mage||Think of it like this: which is more versatile? A dead mage or a living mage minus one white spell?|
I see. You've opened my eyes, White Mage. Thank you.
|White Mage goes to Thief, whose money bag is stuck in a bush.|
|White Mage||What's the matter, Thief?|
|Thief||My bag full of gold is stuck in this bush. I can't get it loose.|
|White Mage||Let go of your worldly possessions. They will only slow you down.|
|Thief||That's the craziest thing I ever heard!
And mind you, I've talked to Fighter before, but that's still crazier!
|Thief||I feel... strangely unburdened. Probably because gold is very heavy and I had quite a lot of it. Y'know, from all the stealing. It's what I do, me being a thief, and all.|
|White Mage||I'm just happy to have helped you see that greed is not the path to peace.|
|Thief||Oh yeah. Definitely.|
(thinking) I wonder if I could cut off the branch it's stuck on...
|White Mage goes to Fighter, who is holding a scroll.|
|White Mage||What'cha got there, Fighter?|
|Fighter||It's the working design for my new brilliant invention: sword-chucks. But I've run into a little problem...|
|White Mage reads the scroll.|
|White Mage||Hm, I think I understand the over all principle of your design. Perhaps a longer length of chain would make it possible for one to actually wield the weapon without hacking off one's own limbs.|
|White Mage goes to Black Belt.|
|White Mage||No one thinks you're gay. And even if you were, it wouldn't matter..|
|Black Belt||You're right, I have no reason to be so paranoid about what others may or may not think. Besides, love is love. We should let it flourish wherever we can find it.|
|White Mage goes to Black Mage.|
|White Mage||You are simply a horrible little monster and I pray for your quick and merciful death.|
|Thief manages to get the money bag.|
|Thief||To the thief go the spoils!|
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