|Pirate Democracy - the best there is|
|Rape, Murder, and Pillage - Trias Politica|
|Date Published||Saturday, July 19th 2008|
|Previous Comic||Episode 1018: Power Struggle|
|Next Comic||Episode 1019: You Already Saw This One.|
|You Already Saw This One.|
|Date Published||Friday, August 1st 2008|
|Previous Comic||Episode 1019: Rape, Murder, and Pillage - Trias Politica|
|Next Comic||Episode 1020: And then…|
And this is why Monarchy is the way to go!
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Vilbert von Vampire
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Drizz'l||No. A thousand times no, then ten thousand more times no.|
|Black Mage||A democratic election with complete transparency is the only fair means to determine membership in the new Dark Warriors.|
|Drizz'l||There are no new Dark Warriors!|
|Vilbert||Of course not. We haven't voted yet.|
|Drizz'l||There's nothing to vote.|
We haven't disbanded!
|Bikke||Don't ye be thinking ye can be silencing my voice!|
Piracy be steeped in the democratic process.
|Drizz'l||Aren't pirates gangs of murdering bastards who are barely kept in line by threats of unthinkable cruelty by their captains?|
|Bikke||That's right. democracy.
They says what they wants to do, then we do what I wants to do because I gots the power what be veto.
|Drizz'l||This "veto", it's a plank, isn't it.|
|Black Mage||Then it's settled, votes for all!|
|One vote later...|
|Drizz'l stands before Red Mage, Thief and Fighter in a block of ice.|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
This episode is repeated twice: Once on the July 19th and again on the August 1st. What happened in between these dates was a series of comics from Atomic Robo.