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Episode 1019 | |
Pirate Democracy - the best there is | |
Rape, Murder, and Pillage - Trias Politica | |
Date Published | Saturday, July 19th 2008 |
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Date Published | Friday, August 1st 2008 |
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And this is why Monarchy is the way to go!
Cast Appearing[]
- Drizz'l
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Garland
- Vilbert von Vampire
- Bikke
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Fighter McWarrior
Setting[]
Script[]
Drizz'l | No. A thousand times no, then ten thousand more times no. |
Black Mage | A democratic election with complete transparency is the only fair means to determine membership in the new Dark Warriors. |
Drizz'l | There are no new Dark Warriors! |
Vilbert | Of course not. We haven't voted yet. |
Drizz'l | There's nothing to vote. We haven't disbanded! |
Bikke | Don't ye be thinking ye can be silencing my voice! Piracy be steeped in the democratic process. |
Drizz'l | Aren't pirates gangs of murdering bastards who are barely kept in line by threats of unthinkable cruelty by their captains? |
Bikke | That's right. democracy.
They says what they wants to do, then we do what I wants to do because I gots the power what be veto. |
Drizz'l | This "veto", it's a plank, isn't it. |
Bikke | Aye! |
Black Mage | Then it's settled, votes for all! |
One vote later... | |
Drizz'l stands before Red Mage, Thief and Fighter in a block of ice. |
Trivia[]
This episode is repeated twice: Once on the July 19th and again on the August 1st. What happened in between these dates was a series of comics from Atomic Robo.