|Gurple's a fruit!|
|Date Published||December 12th, 2008|
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So, how much are you getting for me not killing my friends?
- Inside a hall of the newly renovated Temple of Fiends.
|Swordopolis||(Closeup of Swordopolis) You can't kill them. Each has a role in what is to come next.|
|Fighter||Why should I listen to you?|
|Fighter||You're just a pigment of my imagination. Like Bleen or Gurple.|
|Swordopolis||That's... Wow. I'm... uh, going to power through that one.|
|Swordopolis||Your friends and, yes, your enemies, are integral to the future.|
|Swordopolis||That's what I heard.|
|Swordopolis||Sir Knifington, C.P.A. He read it on a bulletin board|
|Fighter||(Up-close and raising his arms) A knighted accountant? Bulletin boards? That's a heck of a society I didn't know you guys had.|
|Swordopolis||Oh we've got it all. Plumbers, celebrities all kinds of stuff really.|
|Fighter||(Looking down) I kind of thought you were the heavenly avatar of swords.|
|Swordopolis||On my days off, yeah.|
|Swordopolis||(His glasses are tilted down) You can't avatar full time. There's no money in it.|
|Swordopolis||Except for ol' Dollarsly. He's rolling in it.|
Two additional avatars, Sir Knifington, C.P.A. and ol' Dollarsly (presumed first name Megabucks), are referenced yet unseen in this strip.