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Episode 1074 | |
Gurple's a fruit! | |
Firstname, Megabucks. | |
Date Published | December 12th, 2008 |
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So, how much are you getting for me not killing my friends?
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- Inside a hall of the newly renovated Temple of Fiends.
Script[]
Swordopolis | (Closeup of Swordopolis) You can't kill them. Each has a role in what is to come next. |
Fighter | Why should I listen to you? |
Fighter | You're just a pigment of my imagination. Like Bleen or Gurple. |
Swordopolis | That's... Wow. I'm... uh, going to power through that one. |
Swordopolis | Your friends and, yes, your enemies, are integral to the future. |
Fighter | Really? |
Swordopolis | That's what I heard. |
Fighter | From who? |
Swordopolis | Sir Knifington, C.P.A. He read it on a bulletin board |
Fighter | (Up-close and raising his arms) A knighted accountant? Bulletin boards? That's a heck of a society I didn't know you guys had. |
Swordopolis | Oh we've got it all. Plumbers, celebrities all kinds of stuff really. |
Fighter | (Looking down) I kind of thought you were the heavenly avatar of swords. |
Swordopolis | On my days off, yeah. |
Fighter | Days off? |
Swordopolis | (His glasses are tilted down) You can't avatar full time. There's no money in it. |
Swordopolis | Except for ol' Dollarsly. He's rolling in it. |
Trivia[]
Two additional avatars, Sir Knifington, C.P.A. and ol' Dollarsly (presumed first name Megabucks), are referenced yet unseen in this strip.