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Episode 1083
The rest is a soft, warm, inviting blur. ^^
The rest is a soft, warm, inviting blur. ^^
Not One Single Portent
Date Published Thursday January 15th, 2009
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Now we get to see two Light Warriors disappoint their avatars at once.

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Temple of Fiends

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Swordopolis Fighter, what are you--
Fighter Shhhh!
They're invisible.
Swordopolis Wait, what?
Fighter Quiet, they'll see you!
Swordopolis I'm just going to throw this out there and see if it sticks. Maybe they walked out. Hmmm?
Fighter That makes no sense.
Swordopolis What if I told you I saw them walk away?
Fighter How?
Swordopolis Uh, with my invisible glasses.
Fighter See, now that's how logic works.
Darko Empty? It contained all the plans for every way to destroy everything that will ever exist.
Darko It can't be empty.
Not yet.
You were supposed to look into it!
Black Mage Oh, I did that ages ago.
Darko And?!
Black Mage I could see the way gods do.
Black Mage But then this jerk made me think about boobies.
Black Mage The rest is a soft, warm, inviting blur.
Darko H'okay, let's move on. Quickly.
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