| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1083 | |
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| The rest is a soft, warm, inviting blur. ^^ | |
| Not One Single Portent | |
| Date Published | Thursday January 15th, 2009 |
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Now we get to see two Light Warriors disappoint their avatars at once.
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| Swordopolis | Fighter, what are you-- |
| Fighter | Shhhh! They're invisible. |
| Swordopolis | Wait, what? |
| Fighter | Quiet, they'll see you! |
| Swordopolis | I'm just going to throw this out there and see if it sticks. Maybe they walked out. Hmmm? |
| Fighter | That makes no sense. |
| Swordopolis | What if I told you I saw them walk away? |
| Fighter | How? |
| Swordopolis | Uh, with my invisible glasses. |
| Fighter | See, now that's how logic works. |
| Darko | Empty? It contained all the plans for every way to destroy everything that will ever exist. |
| Darko | It can't be empty. Not yet. You were supposed to look into it! |
| Black Mage | Oh, I did that ages ago. |
| Darko | And?! |
| Black Mage | I could see the way gods do. |
| Black Mage | But then this jerk made me think about boobies. |
| Black Mage | The rest is a soft, warm, inviting blur. |
| Darko | H'okay, let's move on. Quickly. |