| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1087 | |
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| Even though it looks like a piece of cake. | |
| Exalted Feat | |
| Date Published | Tuesday January 27th, 2009 |
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Now I wonder why I never wanted to be a dual-class Ranger.
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| Ranger | No. Not a bow and arrow. |
| Ranger | But rather it is a bow and three arrows! |
| Sarda | Make it thirty. I still wouldn't care, but it'd at least be impressive. |
| Ranger | This is only the beginning of your downfall, Wizard. |
| Sarda | (To the Onion Kid) Why don't you get your Uncle Sarda a drink. He has to kill a man. Again. |
| Sarda | Now then. "Wizard"? Are you kidding me? Wizards do parlor tricks. I throttle the heavens. |
| Ranger | Behold! For as a ranger, I possess the rare and enviable Dual-Wield! |
| Ranger | Have you a sense of the sudden and violent brevity of your future? |
| Sarda | That's... This is what you're going with? Dual-Wield. |
| Ranger | Moreover! As a ranger/ranger, I can dual-wield my Dual-Wield! |
| Sarda | What. |
| Ranger | Behold the mythical art of quad-wielding and its dodecarrow storm! |
| Sarda | How are you holding those? |
| Ranger | It's not easy. |
| Ranger | Really hurts the neck. |