|Even though it looks like a piece of cake.|
|Date Published||Tuesday January 27th, 2009|
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Now I wonder why I never wanted to be a dual-class Ranger.
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|Ranger||No. Not a bow and arrow.|
|Ranger||But rather it is a bow and three arrows!|
|Sarda||Make it thirty. I still wouldn't care, but it'd at least be impressive.|
|Ranger||This is only the beginning of your downfall, Wizard.|
|Sarda||(To the Onion Kid) Why don't you get your Uncle Sarda a drink. He has to kill a man.|
"Wizard"? Are you kidding me? Wizards do parlor tricks. I throttle the heavens.
|Ranger||Behold! For as a ranger, I possess the rare and enviable Dual-Wield!|
|Ranger||Have you a sense of the sudden and violent brevity of your future?|
|Sarda||That's... This is what you're going with? Dual-Wield.|
|Ranger||Moreover! As a ranger/ranger, I can dual-wield my Dual-Wield!|
|Ranger||Behold the mythical art of quad-wielding and its dodecarrow storm!|
|Sarda||How are you holding those?|
|Ranger||It's not easy.|
|Ranger||Really hurts the neck.|
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