| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 108 | |
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| Don't you think you guys should monitor the dungeon-cam? | |
| Garland Just Don't Get It | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, January 15th, 2002 |
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The Light Warriors are trapped inside a cold - yet unusually welcoming - dungeon.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Garland
- "Evil" Princess Sara
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends
- Dungeon
- War Room
First Mention Of[]
Script[]
| The Light Warriors are in a dungeon. A poster on the wall is off a bomb with the word smile! written above it. | |
| Black Mage | Man, I can't believe you guys were stupid enough to get caught. Sheesh. |
| Thief | How are we stupid if you got caught too, hm? |
| BM's razor sharp wit cuts an answer from a myriad of lies! | |
| Black Mage | I meant to get captured! A wizard did it! Hadoken them into the grave! (speaking) Don't change the subject. |
| Thief | Right. Anyway, where do you think we are? |
| Black Mage | The subject being that you are stupid. |
| Fighter | Kinda looks like a dungeon |
| Red Mage | Only without bars. |
| Thief | And a generally friendly atmosphere. |
| Meanwhile... else where in the castle. | |
| Garland and "Evil" Princess Sara are in a high-tech war-room with a dungeon-cam showing the Light Warriors in the dungeon. | |
| Garland | Where'd you get all this high-tech equipment?! |
| Sara | A wizard did it. Anyway that's not important now. |
| Garland | A wizard?! That's doesn't even make sense. I want his name. His true name if possible. |
| Sara | Look, do you accept the existance of War-Mech? |
| On the Dungeon-Cam, Black Mage brandishes his dagger. | |
| Garland | You'd have to be a fool not to. |
| Sara | Okay then. So what's wrong with a war-room? |
| On the Dungeon-Cam, Black Mage stabs Fighter in the back. | |
| Garland | Still. It seems awfully extravagant, don't you think? |
| Sara | That's what villains are! It's what separates them from bandits and lackeys! |
| On the Dungeon-Cam, Black Mage unleashes a Hadoken. | |
| Garland | I suppose you're right. And all this stuff certainly is impressive looking. I'm sure to make it big now! |
| Sara | Well, when you spend half of your life in and out of villains' hideouts, you pick up a few pointers. Now to take care of our guests. |
| The dungeon-Cam shows static. | |
| Garland | Is this where my fresh baked cookies come into the master plan? |
| Sara | Are you even trying? |