8-Bit Theater
Episode 108
Don't you think you guys should monitor the dungeon-cam?
Don't you think you guys should monitor the dungeon-cam?
Garland Just Don't Get It
Date Published Tuesday, January 15th, 2002
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The Light Warriors are trapped inside a cold - yet unusually welcoming - dungeon.

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The Light Warriors are in a dungeon. A poster on the wall is off a bomb with the word smile! written above it.
Black Mage Man, I can't believe you guys were stupid enough to get caught. Sheesh.
Thief How are we stupid if you got caught too, hm?
BM's razor sharp wit cuts an answer from a myriad of lies!
Black Mage I meant to get captured!
A wizard did it!
Hadoken them into the grave!

(speaking) Don't change the subject.

Thief Right. Anyway, where do you think we are?
Black Mage The subject being that you are stupid.
Fighter Kinda looks like a dungeon
Red Mage Only without bars.
Thief And a generally friendly atmosphere.
Meanwhile... else where in the castle.
Garland and "Evil" Princess Sara are in a high-tech war-room with a dungeon-cam showing the Light Warriors in the dungeon.
Garland Where'd you get all this high-tech equipment?!
Sara A wizard did it. Anyway that's not important now.
Garland A wizard?! That's doesn't even make sense. I want his name. His true name if possible.
Sara Look, do you accept the existance of War-Mech?
On the Dungeon-Cam, Black Mage brandishes his dagger.
Garland You'd have to be a fool not to.
Sara Okay then. So what's wrong with a war-room?
On the Dungeon-Cam, Black Mage stabs Fighter in the back.
Garland Still. It seems awfully extravagant, don't you think?
Sara That's what villains are! It's what separates them from bandits and lackeys!
On the Dungeon-Cam, Black Mage unleashes a Hadoken.
Garland I suppose you're right. And all this stuff certainly is impressive looking. I'm sure to make it big now!
Sara Well, when you spend half of your life in and out of villains' hideouts, you pick up a few pointers. Now to take care of our guests.
The dungeon-Cam shows static.
Garland Is this where my fresh baked cookies come into the master plan?
Sara Are you even trying?
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