Episode 1091: Final Straw...s

Their lack of cooperation is both inspirational and depressing.

Cast Appearing[]

Darko	What are you telling me? You never had got to absorb the infinite and perfect knowledge of how to destroy the entire universe?
Black Mage	I guess not. Other stuff came up.
Darko	All you had to do was look at a thing!
Black Mage	The phrase "huge knockers" was being tossed around. Don't judge me, man.
Darko	You are the worst person in the world to avatar for, you know.
Black Mage	Oh, that's probably debatable.
Swordopolis	And that's a detailed report of everone's role in you're not even trying to listen, are you.
Fighter	Hey, I got absolutely everything before you said "The".
Swordopolis	As in "The thing I need to tell you is"?
Fighter	Sure, I dunno.
Swordopolis	Okay. We're done here.
Fighter	Fair enough. I didn't want to help you kill everyone anyway.
Bikke	And that be how we oughta go killin' them blasted warriors what be of light.
Garland	A fine plan, Bikke, but I'm not sure where we'll find galleons at this, or any hour.
Bikke	Yar. The plan somewhat depends upon easy access to a fleet of them, tis true.
Drizz'l	Okay, shut up. We're killing them in their sleep. The end.