8-Bit Theater
Episode 1091
I think we've all been there.
I think we've all been there.
Final Straw...s
Date Published Thursday February 5th, 2009
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Their lack of cooperation is both inspirational and depressing.

Cast Appearing[]



Darko What are you telling me?
You never had got to absorb the infinite and perfect knowledge of how to destroy the entire universe?
Black Mage I guess not. Other stuff came up.
Darko All you had to do was look at a thing!
Black Mage The phrase "huge knockers" was being tossed around.
Don't judge me, man.
Darko You are the worst person in the world to avatar for, you know.
Black Mage Oh, that's probably debatable.
Swordopolis And that's a detailed report of everone's role in you're not even trying to listen, are you.
Fighter Hey, I got absolutely everything before you said "The".
Swordopolis As in "The thing I need to tell you is"?
Fighter Sure, I dunno.
Swordopolis Okay. We're done here.
Fighter Fair enough. I didn't want to help you kill everyone anyway.
Bikke And that be how we oughta go killin' them blasted warriors what be of light.
Garland A fine plan, Bikke, but I'm not sure where we'll find galleons at this, or any hour.
Bikke Yar. The plan somewhat depends upon easy access to a fleet of them, tis true.
Drizz'l Okay, shut up. We're killing them in their sleep. The end.