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Episode 1092
And this is the look we call, "Confused."
And this is the look we call, "Confused."
The Rule of Three
Date Published Saturday February 7th, 2009
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Thief teaches us all the true meaning of the word, "Gay."

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Garland I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this, I'll tell you that much.
Drizz'l I guess it makes sense. They bicker like an old married couple.
Garland A couple of married couples.
Vilbert I wonder who's married to whom.
Garland What if they're all intermarried?
Vilbert I bet the marriages themselves are married to each other.
Like a legal loophole thing.
Drizz'l There's no...You can't marry things that aren't beings, and why would they do that even if you could?!
Bikke For tax purposes.
Drizz'l So, are we killing them or what?
Vilbert Look at these guys.
They're so close as teammates, they're perfectly at ease sleeping together. I wish we could be more like that.
Vilbert Yeah, I said it.
Earlier...
Black Mage Nope, not gonna do it.
Thief It's not gay if three guys do it.
Black Mage I...What?
Thief No one wants the floor.
But!
It takes two people to be gay.
So, one and three are safe.
Black Mage Really?
Thief Yeah. It's totally a rule.
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