| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1092 | |
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| And this is the look we call, "Confused." | |
| The Rule of Three | |
| Date Published | Saturday February 7th, 2009 |
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Thief teaches us all the true meaning of the word, "Gay."
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| Garland | I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this, I'll tell you that much. |
| Drizz'l | I guess it makes sense. They bicker like an old married couple. |
| Garland | A couple of married couples. |
| Vilbert | I wonder who's married to whom. |
| Garland | What if they're all intermarried? |
| Vilbert | I bet the marriages themselves are married to each other. Like a legal loophole thing. |
| Drizz'l | There's no...You can't marry things that aren't beings, and why would they do that even if you could?! |
| Bikke | For tax purposes. |
| Drizz'l | So, are we killing them or what? |
| Vilbert | Look at these guys. They're so close as teammates, they're perfectly at ease sleeping together. I wish we could be more like that. |
| Vilbert | Yeah, I said it. |
| Earlier... | |
| Black Mage | Nope, not gonna do it. |
| Thief | It's not gay if three guys do it. |
| Black Mage | I...What? |
| Thief | No one wants the floor. But! It takes two people to be gay. So, one and three are safe. |
| Black Mage | Really? |
| Thief | Yeah. It's totally a rule. |