8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1094 | |
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Isn't it 826 episodes too late for a crisis of conscience? | |
Needs An Extreme Makeover | |
Date Published | Saturday February 14th, 2009 |
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Oh, dear God! They're summoning hangnails!
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Drizz'l | Okay, so we can't kill them ourselves because they're like napping kittens and it makes us emotional. |
Garland | What can we do? |
Drizz'l | Just follow me. |
Drizz'l | What do you think? |
Garland | I think we're in the basement. |
Bikke | Yar. Be the plan to lure them in here for to killin' 'em with radon? |
Vilbert | What if his plan is to lure us down here? |
Bikke | Ye mutinous cur! |
Drizz'l | Please stop being stupid. |
Drizz'l | This is where all the big summoning happens. |
Garland | Er. In the basement? |
Drizz'l | Okay, I admit the decorum is lacking. |
Drizz'l | But it's because we used up all the evil to make the outside cool. |
Garland | What do you plan to summon? |
Drizz'l | Simple. The Light Warriors' worst nightmares. |
Bikke | Like bad hangnails what get caught on ye pantaloons' pockets? |
Drizz'l | Sure, Bikke. Like that. |