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Episode 1095 | |
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This somehow reminds me of high school. | |
They're All Correct, Really | |
Date Published | Tuesday February 17th, 2009 |
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Does this honestly ever not happen when the Dark Warriors are around?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends, Basement
Script[]
Garland | Like finding a dead rat in their food? |
Vilbert | Oh, or a severed finger! |
Garland | Oh, how fiendish! You'd never feel comfortable eating at a restaurant again! Nice one, Vilbert. |
Drizz'l | I think you're all taking "nightmares" too literally. |
Garland | I think you're ignoring the strategic benefit of psychological warfare. |
Drizz'l | How about the psychological warfare of summoning up some huge and evil monsters that will kill them? |
Vilbert | Can it be a huge and evil rat creature, which we kill first and put into their food? |
Drizz'l | I don't think you follow. |
Garland | Oh, but we do. Once they're demoralized from the rat incident, it'll be all the easier for the huge and evil rat creature to kill them! |
Drizz'l | The rat creature you want to kill to put into their food. |
Vilbert | Perhaps we could summon two rat creatures then? |
Drizz'l | You do this every time. This plan is simple. Why do you seek idiotic complications? |
Bikke | Aye, tis true. We need only bring about our broadside and be the first what to fire. |