8-Bit Theater
Episode 1097
Steps 1 and 2 can be used in a multitude of situations.
Steps 1 and 2 can be used in a multitude of situations.
Evil Plan, Cliff's Notes Version
Date Published Saturday February 21st, 2009
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Of all the times Bikke could have said something intelligent...

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Drizz'l Okay, according to this spell, we're ready to summon up a juicy Hell lord.
Garland One question.
Garland Earlier, when you called this the Circle of Fatal Sacrifices, what exactly did you mean by that?
Drizz'l Probably nothing sinister.
Garland Oh, carry on.
As they say, "Always trust an Elf."
Bikke They do be saying that...
Bikke ...On opposite day.
Drizz'l Shit, they're on to me.
Garland I should be upset, but I can't help taking this as a huge compliment.
Garland You can't summon something as powerful as Hell lords without sacrificing what's most important to you in the world!
Garland This is probably the nicest thing Drizz'l has ever done for us.
Garland picks up and reads Drizz'l's scroll.
"1. Lead morons into basement to kill them.

2. Kill them.

3. Summon nothing, because it was a lie."