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| Episode 1097 | |
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| Steps 1 and 2 can be used in a multitude of situations. | |
| Evil Plan, Cliff's Notes Version | |
| Date Published | Saturday February 21st, 2009 |
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Of all the times Bikke could have said something intelligent...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends, Basement
Script[]
| Drizz'l | Okay, according to this spell, we're ready to summon up a juicy Hell lord. |
| Garland | One question. |
| Garland | Earlier, when you called this the Circle of Fatal Sacrifices, what exactly did you mean by that? |
| Drizz'l | Probably nothing sinister. |
| Garland | Oh, carry on. As they say, "Always trust an Elf." |
| Bikke | They do be saying that... |
| Bikke | ...On opposite day. |
| Drizz'l | Shit, they're on to me. |
| Garland | I should be upset, but I can't help taking this as a huge compliment. |
| Garland | You can't summon something as powerful as Hell lords without sacrificing what's most important to you in the world! |
| Garland | This is probably the nicest thing Drizz'l has ever done for us. |
| Garland picks up and reads Drizz'l's scroll. | |
| "1. Lead morons into basement to kill them. 2. Kill them. 3. Summon nothing, because it was a lie." | |
