8-Bit Theater
Episode 109
At least those cookies aren't ruined.
At least those cookies aren't ruined.
A Little Kindness Goes A Long Way
Date Published Thursday, January 17th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 108: Garland Just Don't Get It
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Garland caters for his new guests.

Cast Appearing[]



Garland Hey, what happened to the Dungeon-Cam?
Sara Ugh. If those morons managed to escape while I was trying to explain to you the importance of actually being evil for the purposes of villainy...
Garland Don't worry, Evil Princess Sara. I'll go check on them.
I hope it's warm enough in there. The Guest Dungeon can get awful drafty this time of year.
Cut to the dungeon. The picture on the wall and Black Mage are on Fire, but everyone else is unscathed. Helpful little labels point out "Fire", "More Fire.", "Black Mage.", "Knife in the Back.", and "Fighter".
Thief How did you not only miss us, but manage to zap yourself?
Cut to the war-room.
Sara They've got two mages in their party. Of course I had a wall spell cast on the dungeon walls.
Cut to the dungeon.
Red Mage And now that Fighter's been taken out--
Fighter (out of frame) Not so fast, RM!
Fighter stands up.
Fighter Ta-da!
Thief But... how?!
Fighter Heck, Black Mage does that all the time!
Black Mage And it never fuggin' works!
Garland walks in.
Garland Hi guys. So how are things?
Can I get you anything? Perhaps some fresh cookies.
There's some Mr. Pibb in the fridge. If you like.
Cut to the war-room. The Dungeon-Cam seems to be working again.
Sara He's ruining everything!
Cut back to the dungeon.
Garland Okay, so that's two Mr. Pibbs, a Dr. Pepper, an RC cola, a bucket of cheesy chips, some chocolate bars, a chocolate bar in the shape of a sword, and a giant bowl of popcorn. Anything else I can get you?
Black Mage Er, no. That'll... uh be just fine. Thanks.
Garland Great. I'll be back in a few minutes with your order.
Garland leaves the dungeon.
Red Mage Did you see that?!
Black Mage Garland is so hideously evil that he can afford to be nice before he kills us!
Fighter He must be so powerful that even the shiniest sword could not save us now!