| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1103 | |
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| "Why not?" is the real question. | |
| Flattery | |
| Date Published | Tuesday March 10th, 2009 |
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Red Mage is no longer with us... Or is he?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
The Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Black Mage | Hey, look at me! I'm an ugly jackass who talks about stats! Durr, hur hur durr! |
| Thief | I don't get it. |
| Fighter | Is that... Is it black belt? |
| Black Mage | What? No, listen. Dur hur, I wear a dress sometimes. Hey, let's do some quests and level up the game! |
| Fighter | That's a terrible Black Belt, man. |
| Thief | Well, it's close. He did use his mouth to speak. |
| Fighter | I guess. But beyond that? |
| Black Mage | It's Red Mage. You know it's Red Mage, why are you being jerks? |
| Thief | Red Mage? |
| Fighter | I don't see it. |
| Black Mage | I'm wearing his goddamned hat. |
| Thief | How'd you get that from him anyway? |
| Black Mage | I took it from his corpse. |
| Thief | He's dead? |
| Black Mage | Yeah. |
| Thief and Fighter stare at Black Mage. | |
| Black Mage | Or not. I don't know. |