|"Why not?" is the real question.|
|Date Published||Tuesday March 10th, 2009|
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Red Mage is no longer with us... Or is he?
The Temple of Fiends
|Black Mage||Hey, look at me! I'm an ugly jackass who talks about stats!|
Durr, hur hur durr!
|Thief||I don't get it.|
|Fighter||Is that... Is it black belt?|
|Black Mage||What? No, listen.|
Dur hur, I wear a dress sometimes.
Hey, let's do some quests and level up the game!
|Fighter||That's a terrible Black Belt, man.|
|Thief||Well, it's close. He did use his mouth to speak.|
|Fighter||I guess. But beyond that?|
|Black Mage||It's Red Mage. You know it's Red Mage, why are you being jerks?|
|Fighter||I don't see it.|
|Black Mage||I'm wearing his goddamned hat.|
|Thief||How'd you get that from him anyway?|
|Black Mage||I took it from his corpse.|
|Thief and Fighter stare at Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||Or not. I don't know.|