8-Bit Theater
Episode 1108
Oh, really? How challenging?
Deathless of a Salesman
Date Published Tuesday March 24th, 2009
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Father and son meet in the afterlife... Like usual.

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The Temple of Fiends


LichWhat've you been up to, son?
VilbertOh, you know. Hanging out with my friends, bringing ruin to the world.
LichThat's good, honest work.
VilbertHow about you?
LichRuling hell has been a challenging but rewarding experience.
VilbertWait, what?
LichHell. The place I've been. Remember when Daddy was killed on the lawn?
VilbertYou went to Hell?
LichWhere did you think I was?
VilbertI dunno, a business trip, I guess.
LichA business trip. For all this time?
VilbertWell, I didn't know, did I?
You treat me like a child, Gawd! I'm 700 years old!
LichAs long as you unlive under my roof, you'll do as I say.
VilbertI live in a completely different basement now, Dad! You can't tell me what to do!
Unless you call.
LichTimes like this I wonder if you're my kid.
But, I use creepy undead mind control on your mothers, so unfortunately, you are.
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