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| Episode 1108 | |
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| Oh, really? How challenging? | |
| Deathless of a Salesman | |
| Date Published | Tuesday March 24th, 2009 |
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Father and son meet in the afterlife... Like usual.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
The Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Lich | What've you been up to, son? |
| Vilbert | Oh, you know. Hanging out with my friends, bringing ruin to the world. |
| Lich | That's good, honest work. |
| Vilbert | How about you? |
| Lich | Ruling hell has been a challenging but rewarding experience. |
| Vilbert | Wait, what? |
| Lich | Hell. The place I've been. Remember when Daddy was killed on the lawn? |
| Vilbert | You went to Hell? |
| Lich | Where did you think I was? |
| Vilbert | I dunno, a business trip, I guess. |
| Lich | A business trip. For all this time? |
| Vilbert | Well, I didn't know, did I? You treat me like a child, Gawd! I'm 700 years old! |
| Lich | As long as you unlive under my roof, you'll do as I say. |
| Vilbert | I live in a completely different basement now, Dad! You can't tell me what to do! Unless you call. |
| Lich | Times like this I wonder if you're my kid. But, I use creepy undead mind control on your mothers, so unfortunately, you are. |