8-Bit Theater
Episode 1108
Oh, really? How challenging?
Oh, really? How challenging?
Deathless of a Salesman
Date Published Tuesday March 24th, 2009
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Father and son meet in the afterlife... Like usual.

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The Temple of Fiends

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Lich What've you been up to, son?
Vilbert Oh, you know. Hanging out with my friends, bringing ruin to the world.
Lich That's good, honest work.
Vilbert How about you?
Lich Ruling hell has been a challenging but rewarding experience.
Vilbert Wait, what?
Lich Hell. The place I've been. Remember when Daddy was killed on the lawn?
Vilbert You went to Hell?
Lich Where did you think I was?
Vilbert I dunno, a business trip, I guess.
Lich A business trip. For all this time?
Vilbert Well, I didn't know, did I?
You treat me like a child, Gawd! I'm 700 years old!
Lich As long as you unlive under my roof, you'll do as I say.
Vilbert I live in a completely different basement now, Dad! You can't tell me what to do!
Unless you call.
Lich Times like this I wonder if you're my kid.
But, I use creepy undead mind control on your mothers, so unfortunately, you are.
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