8-Bit Theater
Episode 1111
In a blaze of stupidity. Where's Kary?
In a blaze of stupidity. Where's Kary?
Cartograpy
Date Published Tuesday March 31st, 2009
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Thief is really going out of his way to not be helpful.

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The Temple of Fiends

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Drizz'l Isn't that a little warm?
Fighter Well, it's a fire helm. It ain't gonna be not on fire. That's stupid.
Drizz'l What if I said it seems less like a helm and more like one of your teammates set another one of your teammates on fire?
Fighter It's on my head. It's a helm. Do I have to draw a map?
Drizz'l And that's how the conversation ended.
Black Mage Here they come. Look like you're not going to ambush them.
Thief I'm not.
Black Mage Right, just like that.
Drizz'l One of your idiots was talking about an ambush. I wanted to...hrm.
Why am I taller now?
Black Mage You're standing on Garland.
Drizz'l Oh.
I wanted to put an end to this inane business.
Black Mage Of course. Let me just check my pockets.
Now, now, now--kill!
(Eyes slanting) Goddammit.
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