8-Bit Theater
Episode 1113
You should kick yourself for never saying this.
You should kick yourself for never saying this.
Yeah, Right
Date Published Saturday, April 4, 2009
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Thief is doubtful of the Fiends life, mainly because they're dead.

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Thief and Drizz'l stand face to face, standing on Bikke and Garland respectively. Drizz'l looks downtrodden.
Thief You are not good at this whole summoning an ultimate weapon to defeat your foes thing.
Thief I mean, it's bad enough they didn't show up. How embarrassing for you.
Thief But the reason they didn't show up is that they're dead because we killed the crap out of them.
Black Mage walks in
Black Mage And don't look into it, but they were really easy to kill. Like, stupid easy.
Thief What do you do, Drizz'l? Get summoning materia from Cracker Jack boxes?
Drizz'l (angrily) We Dark Elves are strictly Crunch-N-Munch people. Anyway, shut up.
Drizz'l They were summoned possibly by me, and they are here, just not right here now.
Black Mage Sure they are. They're back from the grave.
Thief And more powerful than ever. Oooh.
Black Mage Stop, Thief!
Just talking about it makes me so scared I'm about to shit your pants.
Thief Yeah, I...what?
Black Mage 'Cause it's as impossible as this scrub having access to Ultra-Fiends from beyond Hell.
Black Mage I mean, where'd he get them? From his girlfriend, she's from Leflein, we don't know her?
Drizz'l (Looks down) We were pen pals.