|You should kick yourself for never saying this.|
|Date Published||Saturday, April 4, 2009|
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Thief is doubtful of the Fiends life, mainly because they're dead.
|Thief and Drizz'l stand face to face, standing on Bikke and Garland respectively. Drizz'l looks downtrodden.|
|Thief||You are not good at this whole summoning an ultimate weapon to defeat your foes thing.|
|Thief||I mean, it's bad enough they didn't show up. How embarrassing for you.|
|Thief||But the reason they didn't show up is that they're dead because we killed the crap out of them.|
|Black Mage walks in|
|Black Mage||And don't look into it, but they were really easy to kill. Like, stupid easy.|
|Thief||What do you do, Drizz'l? Get summoning materia from Cracker Jack boxes?|
|Drizz'l||(angrily) We Dark Elves are strictly Crunch-N-Munch people. Anyway, shut up.|
|Drizz'l||They were summoned possibly by me, and they are here, just not right here now.|
|Black Mage||Sure they are. They're back from the grave.|
|Thief||And more powerful than ever. Oooh.|
|Black Mage||Stop, Thief!|
Just talking about it makes me so scared I'm about to shit your pants.
|Black Mage||'Cause it's as impossible as this scrub having access to Ultra-Fiends from beyond Hell.|
|Black Mage||I mean, where'd he get them? From his girlfriend, she's from Leflein, we don't know her?|
|Drizz'l||(Looks down) We were pen pals.|
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