| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1117 | |
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| Better safe than sorry. | |
| Kind Of A Raw Deal | |
| Date Published | Thursday, April 16, 2009 |
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Black Mage chokes on his endless rage.
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| Black Mage | Hold it! |
| Black Mage | (at Red Mage) I thought you were dead! And then I set you on fire to make sure. |
| Red Mage | Oh, it's quite simple, really. |
| Black Mage | Yeah, I doubt that. |
| Red Mage | I looked 'pon the datasphere and my mind burst. I became a part of everything. For one perfect instant I knew the position and velocity of all creation. Calling it merely "beautiful" or "enlightening" only insults the experience. We are as a mote of dust resting on a masterpiece. Tiny. Inconsequential. Ignorant. |
| Red Mage | Black Mage. I know all the moves in the game. |
| Black Mage | Okay. Let me see if I've got this. |
| Muffin | Excuse us. |
| Black Mage | You shut the goddamn hell up, super monsters. |
| Black Mage | I "get" to learn magic abilities if I am lucky enough to survive them being cast on me. So far this consists of a crotch kick and puking out my organs. You get total enlightenment by looking at a box. |
| Red Mage | Yup. |
| Black Mage | I'm going to choke on my endless rage now. Excuse me. |
| Black Mage | Ghkk! |