|Better safe than sorry.|
|Kind Of A Raw Deal|
|Date Published||Thursday, April 16, 2009|
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Black Mage chokes on his endless rage.
|Black Mage||Hold it!|
|Black Mage||(at Red Mage) I thought you were dead! And then I set you on fire to make sure.|
|Red Mage||Oh, it's quite simple, really.|
|Black Mage||Yeah, I doubt that.|
|Red Mage||I looked 'pon the datasphere and my mind burst. I became a part of everything.|
For one perfect instant I knew the position and velocity of all creation.
Calling it merely "beautiful" or "enlightening" only insults the experience. We are as a mote of dust resting on a masterpiece.
|Red Mage||Black Mage.|
I know all the moves in the game.
|Black Mage||Okay. Let me see if I've got this.|
|Black Mage||You shut the goddamn hell up, super monsters.|
|Black Mage||I "get" to learn magic abilities if I am lucky enough to survive them being cast on me.|
So far this consists of a crotch kick and puking out my organs.
You get total enlightenment by looking at a box.
|Black Mage||I'm going to choke on my endless rage now. Excuse me.|
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