8-Bit Theater
Episode 1120
It's a really weird book.
It's a really weird book.
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Date Published Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Sarda has some big balls. Four of them. Of different, odd colors. And the red one sounds a little off.

Cast Appearing[]



The four orbs are placed upon pedestals.
Onion Kid This is really weird luggage, Mr. Sarda.
Sarda I'm a really weird guy.
Black Mage So, it's a fight to the death and we're down by two men.
Red Mage Wait, two?
Black Mage Well, one is Thief and the other is about to me because I'm a coward.
Red Mage Oh. You considered yourself to be a potential resource in this fight?
That's cute.
Black Mage What in the hell is that supposed to mean?
Red Mage Well, Fighter alone is an engine of death.
And I've got this perfect mimicry thing to counter anything he misses.
Meanwhile Thief was lying about his pants problem so he could reconnoiter the enemy without raising suspicion.
Black Mage You were dead, and on fire, and a hat when that happened, how do you know?
Red Mage It's one of the oldest tricks in the book.
By "the book" he means the Illustrated Guide to Scatalogical Tricks.
Red Mage It's a really weird book.