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Episode 1120
Episode 1120
It's a really weird book.
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Date Published Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Sarda has some big balls. Four of them. Of different, odd colors. And the red one sounds a little off.

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The four orbs are placed upon pedestals.
Onion KidThis is really weird luggage, Mr. Sarda.
SardaI'm a really weird guy.
Black MageSo, it's a fight to the death and we're down by two men.
Red MageWait, two?
Black MageWell, one is Thief and the other is about to me because I'm a coward.
Red MageOh. You considered yourself to be a potential resource in this fight?
That's cute.
Black MageWhat in the hell is that supposed to mean?
Red MageWell, Fighter alone is an engine of death.
And I've got this perfect mimicry thing to counter anything he misses.
Meanwhile Thief was lying about his pants problem so he could reconnoiter the enemy without raising suspicion.
Black MageYou were dead, and on fire, and a hat when that happened, how do you know?
Red MageIt's one of the oldest tricks in the book.
By "the book" he means the Illustrated Guide to Scatalogical Tricks.
Red MageIt's a really weird book.
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