| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1121 | |
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| The first step is always admission. | |
| Loose Lips Sink Light Warriors | |
| Date Published | Saturday, April 25, 2009 |
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Thief returns to report his findings on the fiends and the Dark Warriors...
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| Thief | Mission complete. |
| Red Mage | Excellent work, Thief. Report. |
| Red Mage | Thief? |
| Thief | Are you sure you want to discuss mission sensitive information with non-combat personnel nearby? |
| Red Mage | (looking at Black Mage) Oh, him? He's harmless, go ahead. |
| Black Mage | Screw you guys sideways with a poleaxe. |
| Thief | That's not comfortable, sanitary, or possible. |
| Black Mage | Shut up. I am as much a part of this godawful team as any of you jerks. |
| They stare at Black Mage. | |
| Fighter | I can vouch for him, if you like. |
| Thief | It's a start. |
| Black Mage | I will choke the life out of you just to hear you beg for a mercy that will not come. |
| Thief | Oh yeah, that's going to happen. |
| Red Mage | Just report! |
| Thief | Turns out the Dark Warriors and the fiends want us dead. |
| Red Mage | What? |
| Thief | Yeah, I don't get it either. Something about revenge for ruining their lives forever. |
| Black Mage | (rolling his eyes) Oh, we've ruined millions of lives. They're just being babies about it. |